![]() No.9 – Mini-games as far as the eye can see. ![]() The boobs move like jelly when slapped & look suspiciously fake, it’s very weird. Walk up to them & you will get an action prompt where Duke will slap all 3 boobs & make a Duke-quip about milk or some other shit. That’s not weird is it? Well seeing as you can’t slap the boobs of any of the girls in the game the creators say fit to add some alien wall boobs to The Hive level. There are plenty of things you can see or do in Duke Nukem Forever….you just might feel a bit dirty afterwards. So why have I chosen Duke Forever as my latest 10 things…? Simple….I have just recently finished my insane run of the single player game & everything is fresh in my mind. Eventually a product was finally released to an audience that had passed Duke by….it was a let-down by most who played it, me included. The new modes include Freeze Tag, a team game where players run up the score by freezing and shattering their opponents in quick succession Hot Potato, a contest to see who can 'hold the babe' the longest and Hail to the King, a “free-for-all” Duke style frag-fest.Ahh….my first modern 10 things to try/do & I’ve chosen one of the most controversial & disappointing games to come out in the last couple of years.ĭuke Nukem Forevers lengthy development is well documented….12 years & many different companies involved. ![]() Give him a minigun and he’ll beat off all comers.” The referential good times keep on rolling in Inferno, a retro-style map invoking the old days of Doom and 2Forts1Bridge, Gearbox'snod to Valve's Team Fortress 2, of which Gearbox writes: “Hats? Duke doesn’t need no stinking hats. Elsewhere in the map Sandbox, combatants will be shrunk down to mini-Dukes and let loose in a bonefide children's sandbox packed with kids toys and Sticky Bombs. ![]() In Call of Duke, players will trade shots in a destitute war-ravaged city wherein Duke can call in a N00b T00b attack, which we assume will be something akin to an air strike but with clueless newbs and/or internet trolls in lieu of bombs. The less-than-subtle parody maps make up the bulk of the games first add-on pack. ![]()
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